Squirmish – The Card Game of Brawling Beasties | 2-4 Players, Ages 10+

Enter the Squirmish — a ridiculous rumble where 70 bizarre beasties clash and only the strangest survive! Draft your odd-squad of warriors (Kittyclops, Pompaduck, Killgor the Conqueror...), position them into the melee, and roll to attack. Every scrapper has its own preposterous powers, so you'll need strategy, luck, and maybe a well-timed battle cry to become the Beastie Boss.

• 70 unique beasties: Each with its own wild name, cartoonish art, and oddball abilities — no two fighters play the same.
• Draft your squad: Choose your team of warriors before battle begins.
• Roll to attack: 4 custom dice power your brawls — position and timing matter.
• Silly rules with real depth: Shout a battle cry for extra points. Yes, really. The humor is built into the mechanics.
• Skills it builds: Probability and strategic thinking — wrapped in pure chaos.
• For 2–4 players, ages 10 and up.

What's Included

• 70 Beastie Cards
• 40 Hit Counters
• 4 Custom Dice
• Rules of Play